How to write a letter to Team hubpages
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How to respond, regretfully
Writing has experienced an amazing evolution throughout the course of humanity. Long gone are the days of the cave men, with their primitive paintings on damp, gloomy, and dark cave walls. In their place are the internet trolls, acting as cheap impersonators of those neanderthals from long ago.
Were that youtube could be the only place to find shining examples of that modern day cave man. They are everywhere, it seems. Scarier still, they breed.
Before digressing too far off the beaten path, this hub should be used ONLY as a general guideline in responding to Team hubpages should you be fortunate enough to receive one of their BANNED emails. While some might question the need for bans, they do indeed serve their purpose. Sort of.
When writing your letter, address the person(s) formally, thanking them for any gifts you might have received. In a respectful manner, address any concerns you might have, ending with a somewhat formal closing.
The all-American hubpages internet troll debate team:
Dear team
Dear Team hubpages,
Thank you, you rock!
This letter is in response to the email you sent me today. First up, I do not question your ban. Onward.
Actually, what make the forums an “unfriendly place,” as you refer to them in your email, are the trolls, sock puppets, and multiple personality disorders that bring nothing to the site, whether it be in the forums or in the comments they make on various hubs.
In the few short months I've been with hubpages there has been a noticeable decline in quality forum discussions, and now, even in hubs being produced. Yes, you’ll come back and say it’s because of the personal attacks by all parties involved. Then I’ll have to reply and say thank you, team hubpages, you are correct. Then I’ll have to add that the good people are leaving your site or are not participating in your program as much as they once were.
But I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know.
At some point, as several fellow hubbers have discussed via private email, team hubpages will wake up one morning and realize their forums are filled with said trolls, sock puppets, and multiple personality disorders (remember, they breed); then you’ll be in scramble mode trying to figure out how to generate income off a hub by the likes of m----r--p that bashes the likes of P-m Gr--dy. Of course, by then you hope to have the project sold, so it’s not your problem any more. Good luck.
Just as you "regret to inform" me of the ban, I regret to inform you that I won’t be able to finish my commitment to the January 30-day challenge. As you well know, it takes a considerable amount of effort in research to produce a quality hub. As you also well know, my hub efforts in this community are on par with some very good fellow hubbers; not with the best, yet, but at least with the very good, and certainly much better than the above referenced drivel. I see little need to continue busting my ass in production of said quality hubs - in my mind I find them to be of a certain quality, of course that’s a subjective analysis, but take a look at them anyhow - to generate revenue so that you can continue using that revenue for supporting the likes of the trolls, sockpuppets, and multiple personality disorders that have currently infected hubpages like a blight upon the land. Besides, with a three day ban imposed, it will be virtually impossible to get any work done.
While you are busy addressing an issue, you fail to solve the problem.
Thank you for your time.
blue dog
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Actually, in reality, quite honestly
I was almost crazy enough to do the January 30 day challenge. Until I got banned. Now, limited opportunities to participate in forum discussions will no doubt cause my author score to plummet. Add to the fact that the trolls have now morphed into squealing little pigs, and the hub scores will likely follow suit of the author score. Nevertheless, i shall not stumble. Next up in this informative series, How to make hamburger.
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lol! Well said, BD. With humor and grace. And you tell it like it is...like many here know, but perhaps the references to the bottom line WILL help. Their 'choices' are their choices, but who said they are wise choices?
Here, here. You Rock On, sir. :)
What's going on? Why the ban? I'm sorry to hear that because you are one of those I follow.
I rarely visit the forums so I don't know much of what has been going on. On the rare times that I visited, I've indeed seen one or two comments that attack rather than support some hubbers. I just went out of there as fast as I could to avoid being caught in the crossfire.
I hope to still see you around soon.
You have to not let them (the trolls and the sockpuppets and the pitbulls) goad you into saying something that can get you banned...
Sorry about that, I will miss you on the forums this month.
Sandra Rinck just deleted a comment I made on her hub that disproved her claim about Obama being a Muslim.
It's funny to me how she gets to publish outright falsehoods, and gets a 100 score. Mitch Rapp writes one hub attacking Pam Grundy and spends the rest of his time on the forums.
Yet people like Pam get chased away, and you get banned.
Sometimes I wonder if I want my name and writing to be associated with this site. It's still a worthwhile endeavor for me, but the proliferation of junk here makes me want to pull up stakes.
Maybe the hubpages staff will read these comments.
Anyway bluedog, just keep on writing, here or elsewhere. See you on the flipside.
I have moved away from the forums quite a bit, sticking only to the Knowledge & Hubber Hangout forum. I agree, since I started here, the forums have gotten horrible. The sub-standard hubs and bashing is out right a sad situation here. I like writing and do not feel that there is a better place the Hubpages at this time. I agree, something needs to be done. If you got the January email, you'll note that UW and Relache were thanked for their efforts in flagging substandard hubs. Now that scared me a bit, I don't want my name sent out in a mass email that I've been flagging sub-standard hubs. The sock puppets and trolls need to be banned!
I have a permanent ban for saying the word 'cunt', after Aevans kicked up a fuss. Now I read the forum and see crazy facists free to discuss 'human culling'. That is it for me, this place has died.
Some hubbers like to flatter certain individuals I consider to be troublemakers, but I am not sure why. That is their business I suppose, but I just cannot turn a blind eye to those who are mean spirited, or down right hateful. I think I set one aback because I informed him I way too refined to call people names as he did.
Did you get banned finally? LOL, long overdue :D
Misha,
That is so totally rude. Why would you even have the audacity to say that to Blue Dog when you yourself are not above belittling people.
I haven't been banned but I agree that some peole need to be or kicked off completely for their offensive behavior. Seems to me, and a few others too, that these people only get a slap on the wrist while those who speak up get slammed. I don't name call either but been called many offensive names.
Do not fret Lady Guinevere, many of us who have posted her have been harassed and picked on. I simply refuse to sink to that level because that is not my personality, but it is interesting how certain people seem to get away with their trouble making ways. All forums have a twinge of the junior high school mentality, but the forums here have devolved a bit more in the recent past. There are certain forums where this does not happen, but in general you cannot post anything on the religion or politics forum without someone starting a hate thread, or something of the like.
Oh those who have blantantly harrassed me think they are smart becausu they will do it on the comments in their hubs and not even get close to the forums. These kinds of things also need to be checked out.
Sweetie, I am definitely not an angel, but I know where the line is. Some people need to learn this, too :)
Well there is one truly offensive hub about Pam up at the moment, and I am not even sure why this hubber wrote the things he said about her. He is perfectly capable of writing hubs on various topics, but he one on only hub is about how he wishes violence on her, and thinks various other individuals are a junior high term that, to be quite frank, shows his maturity.
Misha,
I myself never say anything overly blunt or crass. I can keep myself in check, and I have never been banned because of that. I can understand though how a few have said things that crossed line because there are a few that push the buttons. There are also some really libelous hubs up at the moment wishing violence on people, and that is not okay.
I just read it, and I agree to him to an extent. Pam is a talented writer, but she is totally messed up IMO - which pretty often go together :)
And I believe he did not call the name :)
As for the violence, your friend Richard (CWB) calls for it for quite some time already, in every hub :)
Misha,
No Pam is not messed up at all, and you simply do not agree with her view point. Unless you are a psychologist privately consulting and evaluating someone you do are not in the position to make that decision, and they would never disclose such a ridiculous comment in a public setting. Actually, she is a very functional person, but you do not agree with her view points and lifestyle. I also recall a couple of comments you made about how she would end up in a concentration camp, and I really thought those were in poor taste. By the way I really do not read CWB hubs, so I would not know what he is talking about in them.
I guess we just have to agree to disagree Sweetie - as usual :)
Hi, doggy :)
AHHHhhh. I will not argue with trolls, I will not argue with trolls. I am missing you on the forum tonight :)
If you miss the forum or want a change visit Jimmythejock's group on ning. It is a bit dead but maybe it's time to start using it more.
Hi Blue.I grew up in a bad bad ghetto where everyone is a threat,then I went to Nam and you don't want to here about that.
When I came to HP I had that mentality which got me ignored and ostracized.Fair enough.
I have discovered through trial and error that there are some really decent people here.
You are one of them.
Please forgive me for using this Hub as a platform.
I apologize to the people I have offended.
I shall Prove that a leopard Can change his spots if y'all will give me another chance.
Dean F...
Hi, BD. So, how is it going? Any word?
I lost a fan today. I imagine because I told M.R. he is defaming me publically having called me a racist when I work with minorities. Oh! Let's not forget the book I wrote on the Scottsborough Boys and the papers on social justice.
Yeah, frankly, the whole 'enterprise' here is beginning to remind me of high school. Mr. Misha, hey there: not only Pam's detractor, but one of few men to ever call me a "bitch." What a pleasure to see you here, yeah. Thought you'd gone away for a while. But I imagine you have some friends among the popular crowd, yeah, for the ammount of information you leak about. Just my reading. And something I've always wanted to say, as you are so open about your life - I think many people would definitely judge you as being messed up in how you go about battering those who you disagree with politically, express themselves better than you, or who will not flirt with you. It's quite disfunctional.
I think the thing to do may be to just avoid the forums altogether. Hard to do sometimes if you feel the urge to correct idiocy, as I do.
I don't have any better idea. I am angry that people like Mitch Rapp or TK can bully people freely here, but it seems to be the price for a truly free publishing platform. For every Sandra Rinck there is a Lita, or a Bluedog or a Mikelong, etc.
For my part I just try to avoid the mudslinging, and I leave when it starts to look pointless. Most of the time when I present facts they are ignored. So what's the point?
I'm sure there are better ways for us to get our message across (whatever it may be for each of us) than arguing with the trolls on the forums.
Agreed, William and BD. I said words to the same effect as both of you on Ryan's hub. The sad thing was, the forums used to be somewhat different places. Even the Republicans (lol) could generate some good discussion. I guess perhaps I am angry because the moderation seems SO uneven. I would imagine that someone in HP management doesn't like me much-probably because I sent a few long e-mails that made too much sense. It is interesting, for instance, that Ryan gets banned for using the word "cunt," ie, and I was called a "bitch" several times by trolls who clearly harrass people, including me. And I was banned for making 'attacks' on said trolls. I simply cannot rule out the idea HP LIKES the trolls...perhaps thinks they are good for business (stoking controversy, thus views) or a few trolls work in some capacity for HP.
Hi blue dog,
Oh, so that's the reason why. I don't like depressing topics so I will not say anything about that aspect.
I just want to let you know that I checked out your two photography blogs and I like them. I also have a photography blog (it's in my profile) but I have not updated lately. And yes, I will be honored and happy to join your blogroll on photography. Thank you.
I'm new to hubpages so I'm the last person who can talk, but is it true that unless you stay a lot on the forum your hubscore doesn't grow so much? Anyhow I've found too that some top hubbers, above 95 author score, can publish commercial hubs without real good content and still have a hubscore permanently over 90. Seems like a kind of inner sect. I have to say though that as this hub hasn't been banned a certain amount of freedom is still granted.
Thank Blue dog. I'll keep your advices. As you say there are no reasons to ban this hub. I think a good debate is always enriching. I think that every place needs people to say what's fine and people to say what's wrong, or can be made better. As an example I edited my hubs in a better way after some friends told me to modify them a little. I think you are doing a good job debating about this. :)
I am too nice in my nature, and I definitely held back when addressing Misha. All I can say is when I first became active on the forums he and several of his friends went out of their way to make me feel unwelcomed. He even started an entire thread attacking me just because I deleted his comment. He has never been above hurting anyone's feelings, or making them feel as it the are ostracized. If I had been a weaker person I probably would never have posted on the forums again, but several kindly hubbers reminded me of how he delights in making people feel bad.
He goes about it in a jovial way, so people think he is cute or funny. He may not go to the extremes of tk, but I have to say his comments about Pam are some of the lowest things I have ever read. Anyone declaring on a public forum that they believe someone is this and that is not about peace, and is just about wanting attention.
Actually I have learned over the years he likes people to see him, and he really wants attention. Also, I think HP keeps the trolls because they know controversy drives page views. It is sad, but that is the reality of this.
lol ~ you're getting quite the comments, BD! it is sad what has happened to the forums, not that I've been here long enough to know how they were, but the first couple of months I was here, they were not this mean spirited and full of hi jacks. I don't know why anyone who is here professionally wants to be a part of that, there's enough in the real world to deal with (though nothing like I've seen here). I ask myself, why would I put myself in that kind of environment voluntarily? so I don't any longer. like attracts like. if the forums continue on their downward spiral, action will have to be taken, which I hope will happen. I know what I would do if it was my business.
you've got a lot of talent BD, now you can use your time in a worthy manner. best wishes for a fantastic 2010. :]
I really hope and pray that H/P forum does not turn into an Inferno like Helium forums where insults, intimidation and bullies (paid by helium and part of the management) were ruling the forums and deciding who can say what.
The rest of us were being humiliated called names and terrorized than invited to leave or banned.
Blue no problem. Usually I am invisible but when I choose to speak up I am told that I whine and are too sensitive. What people don't realize it that I have this three strike rule. Third strike and you are gone. The forum thread that I started, people got upset because I made a generalized statement about all christian's being cruel. I had to do it that way. I got what I was after in the end. Immature people don't deserve my attention. I have way too many things to do to deal with those type of people.
Yes, well the final straw for me in the forums was someone calling Matisse's Dance painting pornography and referring to Michelangelo as an "artist". I'm taking a break :)
UW, no one noticed when I took a 6 week break a few months ago. I had enough when management told me that it was all my fault for the things that were being said to me. It was a very biased situation. I just had to walk away from it all.
It fizzled out when someone posted something sensible :)
Oh well, it's motivated me to do a hub on Matisse and other artists...many of whom paint nudes (gasp!)
Hmm... I wonder if we could organize a boycott of the forums?
William - I'm in, lol.
UW, I almost joined in on that 'discussion.' I have a degree in art. But I bit my typing fingers and let them go ahead and say stupid things. Some of the sarcastic remarks you made are rather funny, though.
BD - I'm just wondering if you ever got a response e-mail from HP, or did they completely ignore what you wrote?
it seems most of the forum trouble comes from the political and religious forums, so why not get rid of them? if people want to write political and religion based hubs, then they can have comments on their own hubs instead of having it in a forum setting. if they don't like the comments, they can control it themselves. the forums should be for discussions and fun, not attacks and ridicule and judgments. hope something gets worked out.
Check out the "If you're a liberal, ask yourself, why?" post on the forums tonight, everyone, for some brilliantly amusing dialogue. Almost as good as the Matisse one or the "Who should be culled" one. OMG Their attempt at defining Thoreau's "Walden Pond" for starters.
I still contend that it is the trolls that have seen the collapse of the forums. Sure, there were always heated arguments in religion and politics. (Those can be fun, lol.) But there was just more general respect--and intelligent posters writing paragraphs, not 3 word replies, were more the mainstay say, 6 months back. Not so much junk, ridicule, debasement, slander, defamation...and trolls....I could go on.
Hey blue dog, long time no chat. Love the new hub and it is totally true. I have actually "banned" myself from the forums because I am tired of the drama and negativity and the mass bannings that had been going on. So yea this is a great hub! Love it! Miss you!
I have not seen that thread about the liberals, but maybe they are talking about it because I mentioned I liked Thoreau. Come to think about it I told a hubber who does not believe in climate change that it was a very interesting book to read.
I have stayed off the forum, and in the past I stayed off for two months. I was proud of myself for that :).
will miss you blue, will continue to read your other articles too, in the meantime write some mroe article, Maita
Interesting thread about "Walden's Pond". I read that book as a teenager, long before we heard about climate change. I don't particularly want to live like that but I do try not to waste resources. If it is true or not, it's in everyone's interest to make your life more green. I'm surprised more didn't know what it was...or maybe not judging that the IQ level on the forum has plummeted recently (oops, didn't mean to sound elitist...)
Hey Bluedog, It isn't over yet, I got banned today. I wrote a hub about it too. Check it out. It wasn't for language or bullying or anything like that. Everyone please be aware that positng your links in hubs is not permitted and you will not get a warning, you will just get banned from the forums! It's all on my hubpage.
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SweetiePie Level 6 Commenter 2 years ago
Totally agree. I noticed there is one particular person that preaches hate of Muslims, and he is not being banned. Not sure why upstanding hubbers who stand up for what is right are banned, whereas others get away with saying highly offensive things.